Bloggins and Oscar are Everyone’s Wingers

Originally published by The Lookout Newspaper, on 15 August 2022, this article is reproduced here in its unedited state.

Bloggins is a generically used sailor name, sometimes featured in training materials, and may appear in everyday shipboard life, i.e., “Who ate the last piece of duff?” The answer may well be, “Bloggins.” Of course, there is no actual sailor named Bloggins, but every sailor is represented by Bloggins, and Bloggins is everyone’s winger.

A winger is a good friend, a nickname stolen from the air element in how the zoomies refer to a fellow flyer as a wing man. Wings is a shorter way to say someone is a buddy, as in, “Bloggins is my wings.” The chair force may have invented the term, but the navy uses it better.

A perfect activity for wingers is to go on a run ashore. After spending many days at sea, when a ship arrives in a port its sailors will invariably choose to depart the ship and enjoy the local amenities, such as museums, libraries, historical sites, and other culturally significant establishments. Only rarely is running actually involved.

Sometimes the run would be a rig run, meaning the participants would wear their dress uniform ashore, all in an attempt to impress the local populace by their tiddley look and demeanor. Back in the day when sailors wore square-rig, they had a uniform referred to as a tiddley suit, which was specially tailored to be less baggy, to make them look more appealing. Today’s sailors just rely on natural charm.

A uniform would also be referred to as pusser, which carries more than one meaning. Pusser can indicate something is service issue, i.e., “Bloggins wore his pusser boots to go clamming.” Sometimes it can describe someone who is completely dedicated to the Navy or something that is extremely navy-like, i.e., “Bloggins is as pusser as a box lunch.” Certainly, there is nothing more military-like than a box lunch.

A pusser shower is a method of conserving fresh water by showering with as little of the precious resource as possible. According to a winger of mine, a former vap watchkeeper for life, the tried and true methodology is to turn on the shower for a few seconds to wet yourself down. With the water off, lather and wash your entire body, and then turn the shower on and rinse until you are soap-free. Save the real shower for homeward bounders.

When two wingers lose their friendship, it is sometimes referred to as a parting of brass rags. Derived from the day when shipmates would share cleaning supplies, a breakup would mean the cleaning rags had to be divided. It’s always a sad day when two former buddies must be separated to polish the ship’s bell.

The only other generically named sailor in every HMC ship would be Oscar, the name given to the standard-issue dummy supplied to every ship, used to practice man-overboard. Oscar hangs out in an inconspicuous area of the ship until he is tossed over the side in the initiation of a man-overboard drill. No sailor has seen the stern of a warship more than Oscar.

Oscar is the standard NATO phonetic spelling for the letter “O,” which is also represented by a red and yellow signal flag. When flag Oscar is flown it means “man overboard.”

Lastly, Oscar often appears when sailors use the phonetic alphabet as a stand-in for certain acronyms, i.e., CO becomes Charlie Oscar, and XO becomes X-ray Oscar. We won’t actually say the meaning of Foxtrot Oscar, except to point out it involves sex and travel.

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