Rounding the Horn

Originally published by The Lookout Newspaper, on 27 September 2022, this article is reproduced here in its unedited state.

Rounding the horn is a term meant to describe the event where a ship goes beneath Cape Horn at the very southern tip of South America. Crossing from Atlantic to Pacific, or vice versa, is a perilous passage due to inclement weather and notorious williwaw winds, which are unexpected gusts that plunge down from a mountainous coast to the sea. In 1520, a Portuguese explorer named Ferdinand Magellan was the first European to attempt the feat, losing a ship, the Santiago, in the process. He never actually rounded the horn as he discovered a passage, now known as the Strait of Magellan, which allowed his ships a safer passage from Atlantic to Pacific.

Any sailor who has rounded the horn is awarded the special allowance of placing an elbow on the table at a Naval Mess Dinner, an act that is normally frowned upon. Usually, it is a diner who coyly props an elbow on the table just as the President is looking over the gathering, allowing for an admonishment which can be corrected by a glorious retelling of the special day when that diner had rounded the horn.

It should be noted how tales of the sea become more magnificent every time they are retold. The act of telling sea stories is often referred to as swinging the lamp, made in reference to a lamp that might be slung from a deckhead and is prone to swinging while at sea. Folklore states that as the storyteller increases the embellishment of the story, the lamp increases its swinging

An allowance for an elbow on the table is also made for those who have transited the southern tip of Africa, denoted as the Cape of Good Hope, a treacherous point of land that lies just beyond Cape Town. Technically, a diner who has traversed both Cape Horn and the Cape of Good Hope could put both elbows on the table.

There are many rules at a Naval Mess Dinner and none stricter than those involving toasts. Most importantly, no toast is to be given until the Royal Sovereign is honoured. In the Navy, the loyal toast is given with attendees seated, a custom practised since King William IV, who had served as a naval officer and experienced the discomfort of standing onboard a ship and hitting his head on a low beam. Thus, he authorized all naval personnel to toast him while seated. This practise is still carried out to this day, as long as neither the Sovereign nor any other member of the Royal Family is present, in which case the toast is given while seated only if the royal guest approves.

Once the loyal toast is complete, the navy traditionally honours the day with a predetermined Toast of the Day: Monday, “Our ships”; Tuesday, “Our sailors”; Wednesday, “Ourselves”; Thursday, “Our Navy”; Friday, “Our nation”; Saturday, “Our families”; and Sunday, “Absent friends.” The most junior member present usually gives the Toast of the Day, and the diners are ever watchful to be sure that an inexperienced person gets it right, even if the President of the dinner randomly alters the day of the toast, as they occasionally do.

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